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Layout by Isha C.
Base theme by Sarah Mogin.
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To all Pinoys out there! :)
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Reporter :
Ngayong nanalo ka
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Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee?
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Manny :
Ibon syempre. Mahilig sya dun e.
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Reporter :
Ibon? Anong klaseng ibon?
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Manny :
Yung mga lipstek, pangmik up ba? Basta mga Ibon products! Yo know
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Dionesia :
Doc gusto ko magpalagay ng breast.
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Doctor (gulat) magpapaseksi ka na?
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Dionesia :
Breast sa ngipen ba. Paraumayos yun ngepen ko! Deba uso yon?
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Pacquiao :
Wala, talo ka na kahit anung gawin mo..
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Hatton :
Pagandahan na lang tayo ng nanay!
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Pacquiao :
Ah! Wala namang ganyanan. I mean you know...
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Aling Dionisia :
Inday, akina nga yung seeds ko.
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Inday :
Bakit po magtatanim po ba kayo?
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Aling Dionisia :
Anung magtatanim sinasabi mo? Nasisilaw ang mata ko kaya
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kailangan ko yung seeds.
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Pacquiao :
Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.
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Jinky :
Lambing mo talaga. mwah !! Nasan ang sweets honey?
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Pacquiao :
Yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita... ang dilim!!
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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!
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- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal
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Sa Las Vegas
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Waiter :
May i take your order, Madam?
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Aling Dionisia :
Soup
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Waiter :
Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
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Aling Dionisia :
Soup drenks!
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Sa isang Birthday Party
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Aling Dionisia :
Blue!!! Blue the Kick!!!!
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You is!' 'you is! you is!'
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sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pagdating sa Amerika..
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Andito na ako sa 'you is!'
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Chavit :
Manny, paki - acknowledge naman si 1st Gentleman, late dumating.. ayun kadadaan
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lang sa tabi ng ringside.
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Manny :
I would like to acknowledge the ARRIVAL OF THE LATE 1st GENTLEMAN
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WHO JUST PASSED AWAY!!
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=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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haha.
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LOVE VS. SEX: A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn’t afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God’s protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, “Because she wasn’t alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her.” Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you’re never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93% of the people that read this wont repost it. I read this and reposted it. Well I bet you read this note because of the title, didn’t you?
raspberryish:
chimilala:
awesome-ness:
oreogirl:
keyanaholic:
showmebaby:
(via cathrel, x-pockylowpop)
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Shake that booty thing!! :) LOL.. E.N.D. party all night!!
Don’t stop, make it pop!
DJ, blow the speakers up..
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PURPOSE IN LIFE :) !! ->->->

BECAUSE THE PATHS TO THE LORD ARE INSCRUTABLE,
BECAUSE THE ESSENCE OF HIS FORGIVENESS
LIES IN HIS WORD AND IN HIS MYSTERY
BECAUSE ALTHOUGH GOD SENDS US THE MESSAGE
IT IS OUR TASK TO DECIPHER IT,
BECAUSE WHEN WE OPEN OUR ARMS,
THE EARTH TAKES IN ONLY A HOLLOW AND SENSELESS SHELL,
FAR AWAY NOW IS THE SOUL IN IT’S ETERNAL GLORY,
BECAUSE IT IS IN PAIN THAT WE FIND THE MEANING OF LIFE
AND THE STATE OF GRACE THAT WE LOSE WHEN WE ARE BORN,
BECAUSE GOD, IN HIS INFINITE WISDOM,
PUTS THE SOLUTION IN OUR HANDS,
AND BECAUSE IT IS ONLY IN HIS PHYSICAL ABSENCE THAT THE
PLACE HE OCCUPIES IN OUR SOULS IS REAFFIRMED.

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I love this song so much!!
Do you know how it feels like waiting for nothing?Or even just standing and patiently waiting for something?But you know it won’t come at all?
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My friend is sweet as like the flowers bloom, Though as beautiful like the stars at night. The smile on his tender lip,sweep away my gloom. As though my heart feels like I’m on a fight, Your shimmering eyes lights hope to my life. And even I know I can’t keep you near, I won’t let go and cut it by a knife. I will always be here; to listen and hear. You are my saviour in every agony, I know,I’ll never be perfect as you. And by means you can make something funny,That would be great! But, I don’t have a clue. I want to be grateful for every glee, My heart and soul decided not to flee.
p.s. I wrote this poem for an inspiring friend who inspires me in many ways.I am thankful because I met him and even though there’s a boundary that keep us apart-> he’s always there for me! :) D.Y.M.
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Sometimes I want people to learn from their mistakes. Every word or act we make either intended or not is just what a manifestation of how we think and react subconsciously; and the worst the damage beyond repair was left forever. Creating a scar that was truly contagious and like a poison no antidote can cure.
Just think, you could be a big part of someone else’s life, and not even know it.
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LIFE is full of its twists nd turns..But no matter what,life goes ON!! So ENJOY the RIDE :D
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Always choose to heal a heart; not to hurt; to forgive and not to despise. To persevere and not to quit. To smile; not to frown, and to love and not to hate. At the end of life, what really matters is not what we bought but what we built; not what we got but what we shared: not our character, and not our success but our significance…LIVE A LIFE THAT MATTERS.LIVE A LIFE THAT CARES! :)
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I LOVE HIM <3 :)
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